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This is me thinking about chocolate.

FIRST AND FOREMOST:

CHOCCCCC.. ER.. LITT ..T ..T ..T

(pronounced like Ulr.. i .. ka ..ka ..ka)

 

 

Rather partial to MaltesersTM - well any chocolates actually.

Shall I tell 'em? Yer know ......  the story. Yer know it embarrasses me. All right, here goes ....  Are we sitting comfortably. No? Good.

My mum's friend Karen (no names, no packdrill, and I do enjoy packdrill) likes chocolate too. In fact, I did notice that (for a treat, she said) one night she left some chocolate by her bed - in our house 'cos she were staying the night. Something about feeling low and the chocolate would make 'er feel better as she got into bed.

Well, they went up the pub, didn't they ......

Yer know 'ow yer can't take yer mind off chocolate? I couldn't take the old mind off it again, and again and again. For a treat, she said. And I know everyone luv's me. .......

.....  So I 'ad it. It were gorgeous - well for the half second while I were swallowing the lot.

This is chocolate thinking about me.

Yer know 'ow yer get the feeling something's wrong, but yer can't put yer paw on it? Suffice to say that it were a long time till Karen came again  ....

 

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