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With a figure like mine to take care of?

(With a figure like mine of which to take care? - Is this better or worse? Anyone care a jot?)

me asking politely for chocolate This is me down on my hands and knees begging very carefully, with total and utter concentration, in the hope that, against all the odds, and contrary to the expectations of everyone present, and indeed absent, that there might just be another piece of chocolate going spare. (If it isn't, I will be!)
That's all I need to say on the subject I think, except, if anyone's got any chocolate they don't need, chuck it my way, will ya. 

Thanks. (It goes without saying that it couldn't find a better, nor more fleeting, home.)

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